“Nightmare Programming” or “Somebody Up There in Redmond Hates Me”

IF Mouse_Over_Icon()
THEN Icon_Blink(CurrentIcon, 20); Shift_Icon_Right(CurrentIcon, 2);


IF Mouse_Click_Left()
THEN Make_Cursor(HOURGLASS);


IF Multiple_Mouse_Click_Left()
THEN Freeze_Cursor(20);


IF Recorder(Mode)=ON AND Recorder(Voice) = CURSE
THEN Shiver_Cursor(10);  Hide_Cursor(20);  Keyboard_Lock(ON,25);
Message("Please watch your language");


IF CtlAltDel
THEN Clear_Screen (BLUE); Sound_Tone(IRRITATED); Keyboard_Lock(ON,25);


IF Recorder(Mode)=ON AND Recorder(Voice) = GROAN
THEN Message(“Unable to save file”);


IF Recorder(Mode)=ON AND Recorder(Voice) = SCREAM
THEN Sound_Tone(SHUTTING_DOWN): Message("You Don't Like Me, I'm Shutting Down");